Are you sick of this junk? Every godforsaken day it's the same load of nonsense. Your inbox is a junkyard, and your patience is wearing thin. We need do something about this. It's time to take control!
- Block all spam emails you receive.
- Remove yourself from any unwanted mailing lists.
- Employ a good spam filter.
Don't let these freeloaders win! Fight back the tide of spam and reclaim your inbox. We can make it happen!
My Inbox is Drowning in Goddamn Spam
I despise getting spam. It's like an endless torrent of bullshit clogging up my inbox. But lately, it's gotten spamming, fuck, fucker, fuckest worse. I'm talking about the kind spam that makes me want to throw my computer.
- These bastards
- never stop emailing me about
- some really weird stuff
I've tried deleting them, but they just keep coming back. It's like a Sisyphean.
Honestly, I don't know what to do anymore.
Maybe it's time to get a new email address?
Or maybe I should just give up and become a hermit
Screw You
Are they truly such ignorant to click on this bullshit? I'm sick of seeing your pitiful attempts at tricking innocent people. {Get a real job|Find something better to do and leave us alone.
- Take a break from spamming
- I hate your ads
- {Go away forever|Just go away
Take The Heck Outta Here With That Spam
You know what really drives me crazy? Receiving/Getting/Seeing that obnoxious/stupid/horrible junk mail in my inbox/email/messages. It's like these morons think they can just bombard/flood/throw me with their useless/pointless/worthless garbage/advertisements/promotions. Get a grip!/Seriously?/Come on!, people. Stop it!/Have some decency!/Figure out something else to do!.
- Study to filter/block/ignore that nonsense/rubbish/bullshit and give me a break!/leave me alone!/go away!
- And for crying out loud/mercy/heck/gods sake, stop with the overpriced/useless/fake products/services/deals. Nobody wants your junk/trash/garbage.
Spam: The Goddamn Worst Invention
Dude, seriously? E-mail Trash is the {Worst|Most Cringeworthy|Absolute BiggestPile ofDumbass|Unbearable thing ever invented. It's like a Virus that just won't Die. You Attempt to Manage a clean inbox, and then BAM! A flood of Lies from some Clown trying to sell you something Trash. I mean, come on, can't we just Ignore it?Block it all?Drown in the Chaos?
In All Honesty, Could. It's like a Scourge on the internet. A Pain in the Ass that just won't Disappear. I know there are people who actually Benefit From spam, but for everyone else? It's just a Aggravation.
I Can't Stand Another Damn Fcking Spam Email
My inbox is like a festering wound of pointless crap. All the damn time, I’m getting bombarded with these godawful spam emails that promise me eternal youth. It's enough to make me want to chuck my computer out the window. I swear, if I see one more advertisement for cheap Viagra, I’m going to lose it.
- {Seriously|Just stop
- Spammers are the worst!
- I think I need to move off the grid.